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Jim Clyburn“Use the tools that we have. We’ve got great tools to communicate about everything else. Uh, we can, uh, text. Uh, what do we call it? Sexting. Let’s do some uh, voting, uh, uh, organizing uh over the internet.”
Jim Clyburn, 2014-08-30 Audio and/or video clip available

Joe Biden“Jill is probably right. I think I'd have the same attitude did I not sleep with a community college professor every night. Oh, the same one, the same one. The same one.”
Joe Biden, 2014-04-07 Audio and/or video clip available

Joshua Miller“Go f*ck yourself.”
Joshua Miller, 2014-03-18 Audio and/or video clip available

Alan Grayson“[You will be left] in the gutter.”
Alan Grayson, 2014-03-01

Gordon Jenkins“Don’t call me mayor. Call me n*gger, because that’s what I am when I’m right here in handcuffs. But you know something? I don’t give a f*ck.”
Gordon Jenkins, 2013-11-17

Gordon Jenkins“What are you going to do? Put me in jail five years? I’ll get out in five years, and I going to f*cking tell you what the f*ck you did to me, and I’m going to come back to you.”
Gordon Jenkins, 2013-11-17

Keith Farnham“12 is about as old as i can handle.”
Keith Farnham, 2013-11-00

Keith Farnham“i love them at 6 7 8.”
Keith Farnham, 2013-11-00

Keith Farnham“i wish i had access to all the vids and pics ever made.”
Keith Farnham, 2013-11-00

Anthony Weiner“Yeah, it takes one to know one, jackass.”
Anthony Weiner, 2013-09-04 Audio and/or video clip available

Bob Filner“You are so beautiful and I cannot take my eyes off of you. I just cannot take my eyes off of you.”
Bob Filner, 2013-06-20

Bob Filner“Well, you know this is a personal invitation. I would like to take you out sometime.”
Bob Filner, 2013-06-20

Bob Filner“Wow, you are really magnificent. Relax, you are incredible. I will help your veteran. I want you to go out to dinner with me and spend time with me.”
Bob Filner, 2013-06-11

Bob Filner“I am going to help her but I would really like to be seen in public with you, you are really something.”
Bob Filner, 2013-06-11

Bob Filner“Will you go to dinner with me if I help your Marine? Can I call you?”
Bob Filner, 2013-06-11

Bob Filner“If we were not here in my office, I would like to kiss you.”
Bob Filner, 2013-06-11

Deval Patrick“She starts bringing me things to drink as a celebration. And by the end of the meal, I was actually quite drunk, by myself”
Deval Patrick, 2013-06-05

Deval Patrick“I realized I had no money with me. So I called her over, and I said to Maggie: ‘I really appreciate it. I’m very relaxed.’ And I also have no money. Can I bring it down tomorrow or something?”
Deval Patrick, 2013-06-05

Joe Biden“After those guys tied that one guy to the tree and raped him, man-raped him in the film, why didn't the guy go the sheriff? They don't want to get raped again by the system.”
Joe Biden, 2013-05-01

Hillary Clinton“You can’t trust the motherf*cker.”
Hillary Clinton, 2013-05-00

Bob Filner“Wouldn’t it be great if you took off your panties and worked without them on”
Bob Filner, 2013-00-00

Bob Filner“I'm not asking you out on a business lunch, I'm asking you out on a date. When I see a beautiful woman, I always have to go over and talk to her.”
Bob Filner, 2013-00-00

Bob Filner“Do you think I could go eight hours, straight?”
Bob Filner, 2013-00-00

Joe Biden“As they say in my uh bid, business, I'm gonna...I’m gonna to give you the whole load today.”
Joe Biden, 2012-10-31 Audio and/or video clip available

Lorenzo Langford“I would love nothing better than that, than to confront the governor mano-a-mano.”
Lorenzo Langford, 2012-10-30 Audio and/or video clip available

Madeleine Albright“Disgusting Serbs. Get out!”
Madeleine Albright, 2012-10-23 Audio and/or video clip available

Ann Kuster“You can't just lie to people!”
Ann Kuster, 2012-10-21

Ann Kuster“You're harassing me. I'll call Charlie and I'll tell him when he can have the camera back. F him.”
Ann Kuster, 2012-09-21 Audio and/or video clip available

Joe Biden“Did your son always have balls the size of cue balls?”
Joe Biden, 2012-09-14 Audio and/or video clip available

Joe Biden“I can tell you and I've known eight Presidents, three of them intimately”
Joe Biden, 2012-08-22 Audio and/or video clip available

Bob Filner“Well, you're beautiful, and I can't take my eyes off you, and I want to take you to dinner.”
Bob Filner, 2012-08-00

Bob Filner“Eldonna, hi, it's your newly favorite congressman, Bob Filner. You know, the one who fell in love with you at your last speech. Hey, I'm just wondering, are you gonna to be in town for a couple days or are you going back, uh, cuz I don't want to wait 'til you come back to have dinner with you.”
Bob Filner, 2012-08-00

Patrick Murphy“I was a teenager and I got in trouble with a fake ID and I was under-age drinking and, look, biggest learning experience of my life, never had a run-in with the police since. I’m sorry it ever happened.”
Patrick Murphy, 2012-06-00

Joe Biden“Now is the time to heed the timeless advice from Teddy Roosevelt. 'Speak softly and carry a big stick' End quote. I promise you, the President has a big stick. I promise you.”
Joe Biden, 2012-04-26 Audio and/or video clip available

Steve Cohen“nice to know you were watchin SOTU(state of the union).Happy Valentines beautiful girl. ilu”
Steve Cohen, 2012-02-13

Anthony Weiner“Taking a shower. Wanna join me?”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“sadly my pics are out there to look at. have you ever?”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“tell me about your p*ssy. smooth?”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“so you wont tell me what picture of me you like the most or turned you on the most? only tv?”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“ive found the perfect woman. gorgeous, sexy and like a bit of my crazy”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“God I would hit that so hard. Your p*ssy would beg for mercy”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“What are you wearing? Much for me to take off? I'd hold u by your throat.”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“Wet? Put on some shoes. I would spread your a** so my c*ck hit deep.”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“You may want to be wet. He's huge for u today.”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“Standing behind you. Lathering with one hand. F*ngering u with the other.”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“I like to whisper in your ear while I make love to you. That ok?”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“I make me insane. More! I'm gonna c*m again. So hard.”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“God I want to take u from behind in front of a mirror. I want to see your face and feel your p*ssy spasm as u c*m with me deep in you.”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“you are a fantasy to me. have you made yourself c*m thinking about me recently?”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“If I met you in a bar and tried to talk to you, would I have a chance?”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“Me too. Staring at pics of u. Pathetic?”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“would you let me c*m on those perfect t*ts?”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“would you let me hold your hair while you gagged on my c*ck?”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“i slide my c*ck in you slow at first. you are soo tight. and then harder. my b*lls slapping your *ss. with each thrust you squeel a little. i start to f*ck you so hard your t*ts almost hit you in the face. you reach back and spread your *ss.”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“i walk right up to you and bend down grab the back of your hair and put my tongue deep in your mouth. you grab my c*ck. still holding your hair and still kissing you, i stand you up.”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“still holding your hair i spread your legs. your t*ts are swinging already as you wiggle. i take out my c*ck and i lean over and whisper ”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“so i walk in to a hotel room and you are at the end of the bed, naked except for some amazing f*ckme shows. your legs are spread. your feet are flat on the ground you are leaning slightly forward, looking completely in charge.”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“i said i was hard. help me.”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“i must have c*m thinking about you and looking at you 100 times. how does that make you feel? gross?”
Anthony Weiner, 2012-00-00

Bill Clinton“He’s luckier than a dog with two dicks.”
Bill Clinton, 2012-00-00

Anthony Weiner“In addition, over the past few years I have engaged in several inappropriate conversations conducted over Twitter, Facebook, email, and occasionally on the phone with women I have met online. I have exchanged messages and photos of an explicit nature with about six women over the last three years.”
Anthony Weiner, 2011-06-06 Audio and/or video clip available

Alvin Greene“Go go go! Goooooo!”
Alvin Greene, 2010-08-13 Audio and/or video clip available

Joe Biden“This is a big f***ing deal.”
Joe Biden, 2010-03-23 Audio and/or video clip available

Rod Blagojevich“What the f***? Everything he's saying's on the teleprompter”
Rod Blagojevich, 2010-01-19

Chuck Schumer“Bitch!”
Chuck Schumer, 2009-12-13

Alvin Greene“Let's go to your room.”
Alvin Greene, 2009-11-00

Joe Biden“An hour late, oh give me a f**king break.”
Joe Biden, 2009-03-19 Audio and/or video clip available

Bob Filner“Your eyes have bewitched me.”
Bob Filner, 2009-01-00

Bob Filner“Not until you kiss me.”
Bob Filner, 2009-01-00

Jesse Jackson“See, Barack been um, talking down to black people on this faith based. I wanna cut his nuts off.”
Jesse Jackson, 2008-07-06 Audio and/or video clip available

Ted Kennedy“Jalisco, Jalisco, tú tienes tu novia que Guadalajara. Muchacha bonita, la perla más rara, and todo alisco es me Guadalajara. ¡Ay! ¡Ay, Jalisco no te rajes! Me sala amor, cantor cantalor abrir todo pecho echar este grito ¡Qué lindo es Jalisco, palabra honor!”
Ted Kennedy, 2008-02-21 Audio and/or video clip available

Joe Biden“Get the f**k out of the car.”
Joe Biden, 2008-00-00

Sheila Jackson Lee“I’m Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee! Who do you think you are?”
Sheila Jackson Lee, 2008-00-00

Al Gore“Why don't we do the bedroom?”
Al Gore, 2006-10-24

Al Gore“Come on, just taste it.”
Al Gore, 2006-10-24

Al Gore“You know you want to do it.”
Al Gore, 2006-10-24

Patrick Kennedy“[I'm] headed to the capitol to make a vote.”
Patrick Kennedy, 2006-05-04

John Edwards“Why didn’t you come to me like a fucking man and tell me to stop f*cking her?”
John Edwards, 2006-00-00

Bill Clinton“I’ll put on a hoodie and jog up there.”
Bill Clinton, 2005-00-00

Bob Filner“Turn around. No, it's still there.”
Bob Filner, 2005-00-00

Al Gore“He betrayed this country! He played on our fears!”
Al Gore, 2004-02-08 Audio and/or video clip available

Patrick Murphy“F*ck you.”
Patrick Murphy, 2003-02-16

Robert Byrd“There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time.”
Robert Byrd, 2001-03-04 Audio and/or video clip available

Bill Clinton“Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you having any kind of sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said no. And it would have been completely true.”
Bill Clinton, 1998-08-17 Audio and/or video clip available

Bill Clinton“But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false.”
Bill Clinton, 1998-01-26 Audio and/or video clip available

Bill Clinton“I embraced her, I put my arms around her, I may have even kissed her on the forehead. There was nothing sexual about it. I was trying to help her calm down and trying to reassure her.”
Bill Clinton, 1998-01-17

Bill Clinton“Give it to me. You dumb mother*****r, I’m the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number.”
Bill Clinton, 1998-00-00

Bill Clinton“Listen Elizabeth, this is the President! I don’t have any time for this ****. I‘m keeping the world from nuclear war all the time. I’m sending a plane to pick you up.”
Bill Clinton, 1998-00-00

Barack Obama“With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy).”
Barack Obama, 1995-07-18 Audio and/or video clip available

Barack Obama“Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it. Not smack [heroin] though.”
Barack Obama, 1995-07-18

Pete Stark“[You are a] whore for the insurance industry.”
Pete Stark, 1995-02-23

Bill Clinton“Come on. Come on. Listen, goddamn it. Come here. You can't do that. You can't take me out here with a mayor and a congresswoman and push them back.”
Bill Clinton, 1993-02-16

Bill Clinton“You're a smart girl. Let's keep this between ourselves.”
Bill Clinton, 1991-05-08

Bill Clinton“Oh, I love the way your hair flows down your back. And I was watching you.”
Bill Clinton, 1991-05-08

Bill Clinton“Would you kiss it for me?”
Bill Clinton, 1991-05-08

Joe Biden“I think I have a much higher I.Q. than you do, I suspect.”
Joe Biden, 1987-04-03 Audio and/or video clip available

Bill Clinton“Women are everywhere, I can't even walk down the street without someone literally trying to pick me up.”
Bill Clinton, 1987-00-00

Bill Clinton“That's ten times more than I've had!”
Bill Clinton, 1987-00-00

Ted Kennedy“So, do you think you'll be having sex with Chris at the end of your date?”
Ted Kennedy, 1985-00-00

Ted Kennedy“Would you have sex with Chris in a hot tub?”
Ted Kennedy, 1985-00-00

Bill Clinton“You better get some ice for that.”
Bill Clinton, 1978-04-25

Wilbur Mills“I was just having a good time. I never thought people would recognize me. I was protected by everyone. Nobody even tried to gyp me. You know those girls who would sell wine for $30 a bottle or so? The managers wouldn't let them do that to me.”
Wilbur Mills, 1978-01-00

Wilbur Mills“I was afraid I might swallow the ice cubes and strangle.”
Wilbur Mills, 1978-01-00

Wilbur Mills“First you don't remember where you parked the car. Toward the end, I do not even remember one meeting I had with President Ford at the White House.”
Wilbur Mills, 1978-01-00

Wilbur Mills“I can't remember a lot of what happened during the two or three years before I stopped. I was blacking out all the time and I was convinced the blacking out couldn't have been caused by anything but a brain tumor. I was a great one to diagnose my own problems.”
Wilbur Mills, 1977-01-00

Wilbur Mills“I don't even remember going up to Boston, or appearing on that stage - although at that point I guess anybody could get me to do anything. I was just plain drunk, mostly on vodka. They found four empty bottles in that theater - and quite a few in my hotel room.”
Wilbur Mills, 1977-01-00

Wilbur Mills“It's amazing what alcohol can do to you.”
Wilbur Mills, 1977-01-00

Wilbur Mills“The first thing I knew, I was drinking a half-gallon of whisky a day.”
Wilbur Mills, 1977-01-00

Wilbur Mills“It was a total blackout, and I have little recollection of 1974 either.”
Wilbur Mills, 1977-01-00

Jimmy Carter“I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultry in my heart many times. This is something that God recognizes I will do - and I have done it - and God forgives me for it.”
Jimmy Carter, 1976-09-00

Wilbur Mills“I don't know what it is but it makes me drunk.”
Wilbur Mills, 1974-12-01

Wilbur Mills“I'm always interested in a piece of property. The last one flopped. Shirley MacLaine flopped.”
Wilbur Mills, 1974-12-01

Wilbur Mills“This won't ruin me. Nothing can ruin me.”
Wilbur Mills, 1974-11-30

Hillary Clinton“You don’t know a goddamn thing you’re talking about. You’re a [expletive]. You’re a [expletive].”
Hillary Clinton, 1974-00-00

Bernie Sanders“A man goes home and masterbates his typical fantasy. A woman on her knees, a woman tied up, a woman abused.”
Bernie Sanders, 1972-02-00

Bernie Sanders“A woman enjoys intercourse with her man - as she fantasizes being raped by 3 men simultaneously.”
Bernie Sanders, 1972-02-00

Jesse Jackson“When I see a beautiful woman with a mini-skirt on, my eyes get as big as teacups. Oh yeah! I ain't gonna be lying. They swell up because I'm young and I'm healthy - mentally and physically.”
Jesse Jackson, 1969-11-00

Ted Kennedy“I made immediate and repeated efforts to save Mary Jo by diving into the strong and murky current”
Ted Kennedy, 1969-07-00 Audio and/or video clip available

Ted Kennedy“I suddenly jumped into the water and impulsively swam across, nearly drowning once again in the effort, and returned to my hotel about 2 AM.”
Ted Kennedy, 1969-07-00 Audio and/or video clip available

Robert Byrd“The Klan is needed today as never before, and I am anxious to see its rebirth here in West Virginia.”
Robert Byrd, 1946-00-00

Ted Kennedy“Our national interest ought to be to encourage the breast, best, and the brightest to complete their education, to be involved in the life and the community of uh this uh of this country.”
Ted Kennedy, 0000-00-00 Audio and/or video clip available

Pete Stark“We're done. Get out of here! No! I'm done! Get out! Listen, you get the f*ck out of here or I’ll throw you out the window.”
Pete Stark, 0000-00-00 Audio and/or video clip available

Sheila Jackson Lee“You stupid motherf*cker.”
Sheila Jackson Lee, 0000-00-00

Sheila Jackson Lee“What? What did you say to me? Who are you, the Congresswoman? You haven’t been elected. You don’t set up meetings with me! I tell you! You know what? You are the most unprofessional person I have ever met in my life.”
Sheila Jackson Lee, 0000-00-00

Sheila Jackson Lee“What am I a prostitute? Am I your prostitute? You can’t prostitute me.”
Sheila Jackson Lee, 0000-00-00

Harry Reid“[You're my] favorite big woman.”
Harry Reid, 0000-00-00

Harry Reid“[She's my] favorite small woman.”
Harry Reid, 0000-00-00

Hillary Clinton“Stay the f*ck away from me! Just f*cking do as I say!!!”
Hillary Clinton, 0000-00-00

Ted Kennedy“No newspapers are going to print anything about me. I’ve got that covered.”
Ted Kennedy, 0000-00-00

Daniel Inouye“Don’t lose too much weight now. I like my girls chubby!”
Daniel Inouye, 0000-00-00

Bill Clinton“That G**damned n****r.”
Bill Clinton, 0000-00-00

Hillary Clinton“When are they going to get those f*****g ree-tards out of here?”
Hillary Clinton, 0000-00-00

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