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Bill Clinton
William Jefferson "Slick Willy" Bill Clinton did not inhale and did not have sexual relations with that woman.
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Speaking in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Bill Clinton claimed Hillary put sanctions on Iraq instead of Iran.
“She got those sanctions on Iraq, which required China and Russia to sign off so everybody would enforce them. Even I didn’t think she could get them, but she did.”
Bill Clinton, March 3, 2016

Stumping for Bruce Braley in Iowa, Bill Clinton gave him a new last name.
“You know what you ought to do to honor the Harkin legacy, and that is to elect Bruce Bailey, a new governor, and all these congressional candidates.”
Bill Clinton, September 14, 2014 Audio and/or video clip available

In an interview with OZY, President Clinton admitted President Obama wasn't honoring his commitment made to Americans when he said they could keep their insurance if they liked it.
“So I personally believe, even if it takes a change to the law, the president should honor the commitment the federal government made to those people and let them keep what they got.”
Bill Clinton, November 11, 2013 Audio and/or video clip available

In an interview with CNN, former President Bill Clinton reiterated the classic Democrat rule of not letting a good disaster go to waste.
“Constant conflict is actually often good politics. Because the more you can inflame your supporters the more likely they are to show up at election day. And if they’re more inflamed than the other side, even if the other side has more people agreeing with it, you’ll win because your crowd will show up.”
Bill Clinton, October 14, 2013

Appearing on ABC's This Week, former President Bill Clinton admitted President Obama had the power to stop a government shutdown, but politics were more important.
“He could stop it, but the price of - the current price of stopping it is higher than the price of letting the Republicans do it and taking their medicine.”
Bill Clinton, September 29, 2013

Speaking at Health Matters, Bill Clinton said Hillary Clinton was healthy and would be able to have three more husbands.
“She's always been very, very healthy and she has very low blood pressure, very low standing heartbeat. I tell her that, you know, she's still got time to have three more husbands after me. So, I think she'll live to be 120. And I always know that she's thinking about that whenever I'm am stubborn about something, in her constant quest at my self- improvement. She refers to me as her first husband. Because I told her once she's going to live to be 120 and have time for plenty more. But anyway, my advice is that she should rest up and decide what she wants to do with the rest of her life.”
Bill Clinton, January 15, 2013 Audio and/or video clip available

Apparently Bill Clinton forgot his impeachment.
“You’re laughing, but who wants a president who will knowingly, repeatedly tell you something he knows is not true?”
Bill Clinton, November 5, 2012 Audio and/or video clip available

If Bill Clinton's logic is correct, the US military was more racist, sexist, and homophobic when he was Commander in Chief.
“One of the things the decider-in-chief has to do is decide whether he’s going to bring this country together across all its diversity or let it drift apart. Look at how much stronger the American military is because it is less racist, less sexist and less homophobic and we’re just looking for people who can do the job.”
Bill Clinton, November 3, 2012 Audio and/or video clip available

While campaigning in Ohio for President Obama, Bill Clinton apparently thought he was in Pennsylvania.
“I'm honored to be here in Pennsylvania to support President Obama. Pennslyvan...Ohio. I have a Pennslyvania line in my speech and I just wrote it in, I want to tell you about it.”
Bill Clinton, November 1, 2012 Audio and/or video clip available

In talking about the incoming Hurricane Sandy, President Bill Clinton couldn't help but compare its impact to voting for a Republican.
“We're coming down to the 11th hour. We're facing a violent storm. It's nothing compared to the storm we'll face if you don't make the right decision in this election.”
Bill Clinton, October 28, 2012


“Governor Romney's argument is, 'we're not fixed, so fire him and put me in.' It is true, we're not fixed. When President Obama looked into the eyes of that man who said in the debate, 'I had so much hope four years ago and I don't now,' I thought he was going to cry. Because he knows that it's not fixed.”
Bill Clinton, October 18, 2012 Audio and/or video clip available

According to the book Double Down, President Clinton thought President Obama was luckier than a dog with two penises.
“He’s luckier than a dog with two dicks.”
Bill Clinton, 2012

According to the book Blood Feud, Bill Clinton voiced his extreme hatred of President Obama.
“I’ve had two successors since I left the White House — Bush and Obama — and I’ve heard more from Bush, asking for my advice, than I’ve heard from Obama. I have no relationship with the president — none whatsoever.”
Bill Clinton, September 2011

Speaking of the late Senator Robert Byrd, Bill Clinton excused his time as Exalted Cyclops by saying he was just trying to get elected.
“They mention that he once had a fleeting association with the Ku Klux Klan, and what does that mean? I'll tell you what it means. He was a country boy from the hills and hollows of West Virginia. He was trying to get elected.”
Bill Clinton, July 2, 2010 Audio and/or video clip available

According to Game Change, Bill Clinton allegedly told Senator Ted Kennedy the only reason Kennedy endorsed Obama was because of his skin color.
“The only reason you are endorsing him is because he's black. Let's just be clear.”
Bill Clinton, January 2008

According to Game Change, Bill Clinton allegedly questioned Barack Obama in a conversation with Senator Ted Kennedy.
“A few years ago, this guy would have been getting us coffee.”
Bill Clinton, January 2008

According to Gennifer Flowers in a 2012 WGNO interview, ex-President Bill Clinton called her in 2005, years after their affair, and asked to visit her.
“I’ll put on a hoodie and jog up there.”
Bill Clinton, 2005

Just hours before the September 11th attacks that resulted in nearly 3,000 deaths, President Clinton bragged to an Australian audience that he could have killed bin Laden.
“I'm just saying, you know, if I were Osama bin Laden, he's a very smart guy, I've spent a lot of time thinking about him, and I nearly got him once. I nearly got him. And I could have gotten, I could have killed him, but I would have to destroy a little town called Kandahar in Afghanistan and kill 300 innocent women and children, and then I would have been no better than him. And so I didn't do it.”
Bill Clinton, September 10, 2001 Audio and/or video clip available

In grand jury testimony during the Lewinski scandal, President Clinton attempted to sneak out of a lie by questioning the meaning of the word 'is.'
“It depends upon what the meaning of the word is is. If the, if he, if is means is and never has been, that's one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement.”
Bill Clinton, August 17, 1998 Audio and/or video clip available

In grand jury testimony during the Lewinski scandal, President Clinton attempted to sneak out of a lie by resorting to elementary school word games.
“Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you having any kind of sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said no. And it would have been completely true.”
Bill Clinton, August 17, 1998 Audio and/or video clip available

In a televised speech, President Clinton admitted he had a sexual relationship with Monica Lewinski.
“As you know, in a deposition in January, I was asked questions about my relationship with Monica Lewinsky. While my answers were legally accurate, I did not volunteer information. Indeed, I did have a relationship with Ms. Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong. It constituted a critical lapse in judgment and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely and completely responsible.”
Bill Clinton, August 17, 1998

Caught having an affair with a young intern, Clinton did what he thought any politician should do: he lied on national television.
“But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false.”
Bill Clinton, January 26, 1998 Audio and/or video clip available

Appearing on NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, President Clinton denied he asked Monica Lewinski to lie, or that there was an improper relationship.
“That is not true. That is not true. I did not ask anyone to tell anything other than the truth. There is no improper relationship. And I intend to cooperate with this inquiry. But that is not true.”
Bill Clinton, January 21, 1998

Appearing on NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, President Clinton denied he asked Monica Lewinski to lie, or that there was an improper relationship.
“Well, I think you know what it means. It means that there is not a sexual relationship, an improper sexual relationship, or any other kind of improper relationship.”
Bill Clinton, January 21, 1998

Appearing on NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, President Clinton denied he had a sexual relationship with Monica Lewinski.
“There is not a sexual relationship – that is accurate.”
Bill Clinton, January 21, 1998

In an interview with Roll Call, President Clinton denied he had a sexual relationship with Monica Lewinski.
“The relationship was not sexual. And I know what you mean, and the answer is no.”
Bill Clinton, January 21, 1998

President Clinton had a different view of an alleged sexual assault of Kathleen Willey.
“I embraced her, I put my arms around her, I may have even kissed her on the forehead. There was nothing sexual about it. I was trying to help her calm down and trying to reassure her.”
Bill Clinton, January 17, 1998

In sworn deposition, President Clinton claimed he did not recall ever being alone with Monica Lewinski, but it was possible that he was.
“Yes, that's correct. It's possible that she, in, while she was working there, brought something to me and that at the time she brought it to me, she was the only person there. That's possible.”
Bill Clinton, January 17, 1998

In sworn deposition, President Clinton claimed he did not recall ever being alone with Monica Lewinski, but it was possible that he was.
“ I don't recall, but as I said, when she worked at the legislative affairs office, they always had somebody there on the weekends. I typically worked some on the weekends. Sometimes they'd bring me things on the weekends. She – it seems to me she brought things to me once or twice on the weekends. In that case, whatever time she would be in there, drop it off, exchange a few words and go, she was there.”
Bill Clinton, January 17, 1998

In sworn deposition, President Clinton claimed he never had sexual relations or an affair with Monica Lewinski.
“I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her.”
Bill Clinton, January 17, 1998

According to an RadarOnline. audio recording of actor Ted Sizemore, President Clinton pressured for the phone number of actress Elizabeth Hurley
“Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?”
Bill Clinton, 1998

According to an RadarOnline. audio recording of actor Ted Sizemore, President Clinton pressured for the phone number of actress Elizabeth Hurley
“Give it to me. You dumb mother*****r, I’m the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number.”
Bill Clinton, 1998

According to an RadarOnline. audio recording of actor Ted Sizemore, President Clinton invented a cover story to tell Hillary after obtaining Elizabeth Hurley's phone number from Sizemore.
“I’m going to say I asked you about your uncle, Ted Sizemore, who played professional baseball. That’s the lie. Don’t forget it”
Bill Clinton, 1998

According to an RadarOnline. audio recording of actor Ted Sizemore, President Clinton coerced Elizabeth Hurley's phone number from him, then arranged a liason with the actress.
“Listen Elizabeth, this is the President! I don’t have any time for this ****. I‘m keeping the world from nuclear war all the time. I’m sending a plane to pick you up.”
Bill Clinton, 1998

According to an RadarOnline. audio recording of actor Ted Sizemore, President Clinton thanked Sizemore for helping him to arrange a liason with actress Elizabeth Hurley.
“I owe you one.”
Bill Clinton, 1998

In an offhand remark that was initially ignored by the mainstream press, President Clinton admitted he had raised taxes too much. After a local account spread, the mainstream press was forced to disclose the quote.
“Probably there are people in this room still mad at me at that budget because you think I raised your taxes too much. It might surprise you to know that I think I raised them too much, too.”
Bill Clinton, October 17, 1995

President Clinton was caught on a hot mic cussing out an aide for not positioning a photo op to his liking.
“Come on. Come on. Listen, goddamn it. Come here. You can't do that. You can't take me out here with a mayor and a congresswoman and push them back.”
Bill Clinton, February 16, 1993


“I experimented with marjiuana a time or two and I didn't like it, and didn't inhale, and never tried it again.”
Bill Clinton, March 29, 1992 Audio and/or video clip available

Speaking at the University of Hawaii, Bill Clinton claimed Americans needed to lose their minds.
“This is still the greatest country in the world, if we just will steel our wills and lose our minds.”
Bill Clinton, 1992

After allegedly soliciting her for oral sex, Bill Clinton allegedly told Paula (Corbin) Jones to keep quiet.
“You're a smart girl. Let's keep this between ourselves.”
Bill Clinton, May 8, 1991

Prior to soliciting her for oral sex, Bill Clinton allegedly sweet talked Paula (Corbin) Jones.
“Oh, I love the way your hair flows down your back. And I was watching you.”
Bill Clinton, May 8, 1991

Bill Clinton allegedly solicited Paula (Corbin) Jones for oral sex.
“Would you kiss it for me?”
Bill Clinton, May 8, 1991

According to Juanita Broaddrick, over a decade after he allegedly raped her, then Governor Bill Clinton attempted to apologize to her.
“Can you ever forgive me? I'm not the same man I used to be.”
Bill Clinton, 1991

According to former classmate Dolly Kyle Browning, then Governor Bill Clinton felt he was a victim of his own fame.
“Women are everywhere, I can't even walk down the street without someone literally trying to pick me up.”
Bill Clinton, 1987

According to Dolly Kyle, Bill Clinton flipped out when he heard Wilt Chamberlain had had sex with 20,000 women.
“That's ten times more than I've had!”
Bill Clinton, 1987

According to Dolly Kyle, Bill Clinton referred to Hillary as the 'Warden' and needed to have a child to make their marriage look normal.
“We need to have a baby so we can appear to be a normal couple. We need to do something serious to take attention off the Warden's lifestyle.”
Bill Clinton, March 1979

After allegedly raping campaign volunteer Juanita Broaddrick, then Arkansas Attorney General Bill Clinton allegedly offered advice for her swollen upper lip.
“You better get some ice for that.”
Bill Clinton, April 25, 1978

According to an RadarOnline. audio recording of actor Ted Sizemore, President Clinton broke off an affair with actress Elizabeth Hurley because he claimed he was falling in love with her.
“I don’t do love and I’m beginning to think I might love you.”
Bill Clinton, Unknown Date

According to the book Blood Feud, Bill Clinton voiced his extreme hate of President Obama due to his 2008 campaign tactics.
“I hate that man Obama more than any man I’ve ever met, more than any man who ever lived.”
Bill Clinton, Unknown Date

According to the book Blood Feud, Bill Clinton was overhead talking about President Obama to Chelsea during a private event prior to the 2014 election season about the 2016 election.
“Recently, I’ve been hearing a different scenario from state committeemen. They say he’s looking for a candidate who’s just like him. Someone relatively unknown. Someone with a fresh face. He’s convinced himself he’s been a brilliant president, and wants to clone himself — to find his Mini-Me. He’s hunting for someone to succeed him, and he believes the American people don’t want to vote for someone who’s been around for a long time. He thinks that your mother and I are what he calls ‘so 20th century.’ He’s looking for ­another Barack Obama.”
Bill Clinton, Unknown Date

According to Dolly Kyle, Bill Clinton often lashed out at African Americans.
“G**damn n****r”
Bill Clinton, Unknown Date

According to Dolly Kyle, Bill Clinton used racist terms when talking about Jesse Jackson behind his back.
“That G**damned n****r.”
Bill Clinton, Unknown Date

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